tomthefanboy

FAYGO ~WHATUP, WHATUP FAYGO ~WHATUP, WHATUP We'll go, and get a few more bottles We know, how wicked clowns roll, we won't get old no we gonna live forever When we were just little clowns Talkin trash around the town Sip Red Pop and run from cops, it seemed to be so simple. In a can or in a jar Plastic bottles will fly far but empties float on a FAYGO moat that just gets bigger FAYGO ~WHATUP, WHATUP FAYGO ~WHATUP, WHATUP We'll go, and get a few more bottles We know, how wicked clowns roll, we won't get old no we gonna live forever So many dope kinds to try Red Pop, Moon Mist, Rock'n'Rye There's FAYGO for one and all, red, yellow,

Said the witness to Officer Wu, Do you see what I see? In the alley dark, Officer Wu, Do you see what I see? Oh god! Oh god! What the fuck is that? It's face looks just like a cat! It's face looks just like a cat. Said the Officer to the Captain Renard, Did you hear what I hear? Ringing through the streets, Captain Renard, Did you hear what I hear? A howl, a howl ringing through the streets And a sound like the tearing of meat, a sound like the tearing of meat. Said Captain Renard to Detective Nick, "Do you know what I know? About this latest case, Detective Nick, Do you know what I know? A Klau-streich stalking men like sheep-- These folk

(a filk to the tune of "In All My Dreams I Drown") The ship, it swayed, heave ho, heave ho, In the dark and stormy sky, And I held tight to my husband's might As he met my goggled eye. "You haven't a dress," heave ho, he said, "Without a cog or gear." "But, I must steampunk every chance," "There's no Steamcon this year." He said, "Now hush love, here's a shirt." "Freshly washed, without dirt." But I don't have a thing to wear; for all my clothes are brown. My husband groused "I know, I know" "Steampunk's a way of life." "But this dinner's with the Head of Sales" "She wants to meet my wife" His cheek, I kissed, heave ho, heave ho "And for yo

Oh Sting, Scorpions, Sting! While with, your mighty claws you cling! Oh Sting, Scorpions, Sting! Whether ball you throw or bat you swing. Emerging from the chasm deep Across the sandy desert creep Their doom you bring in chitinous sling Oh stiii-iii-iiing! Oh Sting, Sting, Sting! Oh Sting, Scorpions, Sting! We merrily reprise and sing. Oh Sting, Scorpions, Sting! Poison scavengers ere they take wing To our home on the wasteland’s edge, We’ll drag them from their lofty ledge, Where all your foes shall crown you king, Oh Sting, Sting, Stiiiiing!

A young moppet is abandoned at a bazaar in a bustling Victorian city. She and her terrier wander about lost and grow cold as night falls. Climbing a lattice into the broken window of a mansion, they huddle in the dusty sheets covering old furniture. The next morning they are discovered by the kindly servants of the household when the Terrier chases and kills a rat. The servants are trying to decide what to do about the girl, one arguing that the Master won't be pleased and the other arguing that the rat had been plaguing the master's experiments for months. As they argue the moppet is intrigued by the word "experiments" and creeps away in the

Like the Dark and normal Phoenix Our Ends were beginnings What keeps the heroes winning And franchises beginning It wasn't fair, how he fell through the air Now Fury knows where, Let's take the Quinjet there She's up all night 'til its done I'm up all night to shoot guns She's up all night on the run I'm up all night to fight Bucky We're up all night 'til its done We're up all night to shoot guns We're up all night on the run We're up all night to fight Bucky We're up all night to fight Bucky (x4) Natasha, help me with him! This beating that he's giving, It's hesitance I'm feeling? His heart must not be in it You don't know who we are,

I know that we are twelve and I know you may love me But you just can't swim in this pool anymore, Mermando She's got gold stars on her swimsuit but she won't swim to you, won't swim to you She hears your call, ruido delfines She's got a pool duck 'round her waist and around you You know I once loved a gnome Gulf of Mexico, your home Love something then set it free that's you and me Don't swim my way, don't swim my way, Mermando I'm not your queen, I'm not your queen, Normando Don't hurt my bro, don't have a crush Just eat some Smile Dip  and hush Don't call my name, don't call my name, Gideondo Mermando, Mermando Mer-Mermando, Mer-Merman