Ain't Seen Meta Yet

You Ain't Seen Meta Yet
by Tom the Fanboy

based on Bachman Turner Overdrive's "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"

I met an in-game woman
Charisma rolled my heart away
GM said, I've had it comin' to me
But I shugged and said OK
I say that in-game love is good lovin'
So I took what I could get mmh, mmh, mmh
GM looked at me with them brown eyes

And said, You ain't seen meta yet
P-P-P-Player, you just ain't seen m-m-m-meta yet
Here's some emails that you're never gonna forget
P-P-P-Player, you just ain't seen m-m-m-meta yet
And you're wife thinks you're foolin' around, that's right

And now I'm feelin' better
Cause I blocked them out for sure
Then I visited my doctor
Cause this itch I couldn't cure
He said that I'd caught something exotic
Something only elves could get
Made up disease I couldn't get
And then the GM was waiting right outside

And said, You ain't seen meta yet
P-P-P-Player, you just ain't seen m-m-m-meta yet
That's something, that a doctor will say you can't get, player
P-P-P-Player, you know, you know, you know, you just ain't seen meta yet
You need a moon cream, find a wizard school

Any gamin' is good gamin'
So I played with who I met
Yes I played with who I met
And then, and then, and then the GM kept taking off their disguise,

And said, you ain't seen meta yet
Baby, you just ain't seen m-m-meta yet
Here's something, Here's something
Here's someone from game I've think you've met, player
P-P-Player, you just ain't seen m-m-meta yet
She's an elf from that town,
You ain't seen meta yet, then the new girl told me
She said, "We have kids now, they're in school."

I know I ain't seen meta yet
I know I ain't seen meta yet, mmh, mmh, mmh
I got some spells for you right now
Feels good, alright, how do I roll that
But I ain't seen meta yet
But I deserve it for disrupting game
Woohoo, but I ain't seen meta yet
I ain't seen nothin' yet
Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah
I ain't seen nothin' yet
I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait
Next time just tell me what my character sees, where HE ain't been
Lalalalalala
Owowowowowowo