Winged Monkey

Winged Monkey
by Tom

Winged Monkey get up get 'nanner
Winged Monkey finish pee'n
Winged Monkey have an audience
With scary lady the Queen
Queen say Winged Monkey very violent
But his blue fur stink
His skills not "deadly" or "elegant"
What do Winged Monkey think?
Winged Monkey think maybe Queen of Cups want to go get outsiders herself
Winged Monkey not say it out loud
Winged Monkey not crazy, just proud

Winged Monkey bite Becca
Winged Monkey fight Gwen, and William too
Winged Monkey very simple mook
With thick blue, stinky matted fur
Winged Monkey fling poo

Winged Monkey hang around off port bow
Think organ music sound nice
Winged Monkey swoops around in the fog
scratches hair fille with lice
He thinks the fog might be clearing up
so he make attack
He not know the penalty for cover so
Pool have no dice intact
Winged Monkey roll one success on first attack and end up landing in heap
Winged Monkey not thinking so straight
Winged Monkey not feeling so great

Winged Monkey bite Becca
Winged Monkey fight Gwen, and William too
Winged Monkey very simple mook
With thick blue, stinky matted fur
Winged Monkey fling poo
Winged Monkey fling poo a lot

Winged Monkey have every reason
To get off this ship
Winged Monkey just keep on trying
To give Will the slip
much rather let them just go on their way
find tree, take nap
This job just simple "swoop and grab" run
Such a load of crap
Winged Monkey think maybe he can fly away and live peaceful life alone
Winged Monkey just wishing to soar
Winged Monkey have no head, no more

Winged Monkey bite Becca
Winged Monkey fight Gwen, and William too
Winged Monkey very simple mook
With thick blue, stinky matted fur
Winged Monkey fling poo